The Quack of Roll The Duck is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.134 billion Roll The Duckians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Roll The Duckian economy, worth 422 trillion Breads a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 59,270 Breads, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,693 per year while the poor average 12,188, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, surveillance cameras are banned, Harry Potter books are banned, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Roll The Duck's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Roll The Duck is ranked 34,986^th in the world and 2^nd in Duck for Most Primitive, scoring 66.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.