The Republic of RolessPuppet439 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 3.241 billion RolessPuppet439ians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish RolessPuppet439ian economy, worth 50.0 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 15,442 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RolessPuppet439's national animal is the penguin.

RolessPuppet439 is ranked 269,080^th in the world and 460^th in Roless Puppet Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.75 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.