The Kingdom of Roemas is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 126 million Roemasians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Roemasian economy, worth 6.39 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 50,730 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Roemas, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, the only legal elections are for student body president, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roemas's national animal is the Frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Roemas is ranked 229,975^th in the world and 13^th in The Grand Council of the Beard for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.