The Republic of Rocketfuel27 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.837 billion Rocketfuel27ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.1%.

The powerhouse Rocketfuel27ian economy, worth 401 trillion rocketfuels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 83,089 rocketfuels, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, blue bloods are welcome in Rocketfuel27, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketfuel27's national animal is the rocketfuel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rocketfuel27 is ranked 308,076^th in the world and 284^th in House Boucher for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 20.6 on the Kitten Softness Rating.