The Great Empire of Roblonya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Guest 666 with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.782 billion Roblonyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robloxia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Roblonyan economy, worth 198 trillion robuxes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,380 robuxes, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, toothpaste is a mealtime delicacy, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roblonya's national animal is the bacon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Roblonya is ranked 11,533^rd in the world and 4^th in Sparkalia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,689.46 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.