The Republic of Riverbuck is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Tiisetso Sefale with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.14 billion Riverbuckians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springs. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Riverbuckian economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 226,326 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tiisetso Sefale is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, nine out of ten citizens of Riverbuck answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riverbuck's national animal is the Springbok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bless The Leader.

Riverbuck is ranked 179,255^th in the world and 12^th in Magna Aurea for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 360.86 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.