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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 485thMost Compassionate Citizens: 754thMost Pacifist: 765th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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River beetles

Population3.832 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of River beetles is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.832 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rivyrian economy, worth 760 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 198,487 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and getting a blood transfusion from a Beetle entitles a foreigner to citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. River beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

River beetles is ranked 3,825th in the world and 80th in World of Beetles for Smartest Citizens, with 144.31 quips per hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 485thMost Compassionate Citizens: 754thMost Pacifist: 765thNicest Citizens: 861stLeast Corrupt Governments: 884thLargest Welfare Programs: 927thSafest: 939thMost Inclusive: 979thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,346thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,486thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,493rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,662ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,731stHighest Food Quality: 1,766thBest Weather: 1,849thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,977thHealthiest Citizens: 2,198thLargest Governments: 2,230thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,263rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,489thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,788thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,884thMost Developed: 2,925thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,148thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,515thLowest Crime Rates: 3,543rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,551stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,611thMost Efficient Economies: 3,811thSmartest Citizens: 3,825thMost Secular: 3,902ndMost Cultured: 3,934thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,008thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,548thHighest Average Incomes: 7,671stMost Income Equality: 9,500thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,808thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,381st
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Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in River beetles, getting a blood transfusion from a Beetle entitles a foreigner to citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in River beetles, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in River beetles, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in River beetles, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.
  • : Following new legislation in River beetles, sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket.
  • : Following new legislation in River beetles, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in River beetles, drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in River beetles, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in River beetles, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in River beetles, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.

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