The Mountain Fortress Republic of Ricefarm8 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.502 billion Ricefarm8ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ricefarm8ian economy, worth 427 trillion glyuhs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,988 glyuhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ricefarm8's national animal is the aphid eater, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ricefarm8 is ranked 79,189^th in the world and 419^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.67 law-abiding acts per hour.