The Rightful Governor of Rhovarn is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Permanent Governor of Zickton with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 3.577 billion Regional Officers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Regional Officer economy, worth 157 trillion banjections a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,980 banjections, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adultery has been made a capital offence, Permanent Governor of Zickton is called 'Patches' at international summits, calling shotgun on the front seat too many days in a row is seen as a crime against social equality, and Permanent Governor of Zickton has just been declared ruler of Rhovarn in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhovarn's national animal is the password, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rhovarn is ranked 118,143^rd in the world and 2^nd in Zickton for Largest Black Market, with 1.87 trillion Standard Monetary Units.