The Serene Meme Kingdom of Rhino Hypolan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Amogus Sus with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.554 billion Hypolanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Microsoft Windows 98 Plustopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhino Hypolanian economy, worth 615 trillion UK Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 173,185 UK Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, and on-duty Air Rhino Hypolan flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhino Hypolan's national animal is the Rhino, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Rhino Hypolan is ranked 251,086^th in the world and 46^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Safest, scoring 22.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.