The Unified Provinces of Rhanukhan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Chairman Horatio J Prism with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 43.472 billion Rhanukhanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhanukhan Kaglakh. The average income tax rate is 16.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhanukhani economy, worth an astonishing 13,976 trillion khongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 321,497 khongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals are thrown to the Burrowing Octopuses to repay their debt to society, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rhanukhan's national animal is the Burrowing Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the leader's cult of personality.

Rhanukhan is ranked 1,285^th in the world and 2^nd in Caer Sidi for Highest Food Quality, scoring 329.13 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.