The Colony of RFA33 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.864 billion RFA33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient RFA33ian economy, worth 548 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,585 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. RFA33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

RFA33 is ranked 284,164^th in the world and 1^st in Regional Fascist Alliance for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 418.53 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.