The Republic of Rezimia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning Hawk population. The hard-working population of 2.865 billion Rezimians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aypla. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The Rezimian economy, worth 150 trillion ruosas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 52,448 ruosas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, Rezimia has designated Aypla as its capital city, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rezimia's national animal is the Hawk.

Rezimia is ranked 180,986^th in the world and 7^th in Kingdom for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.