The State of Rezident is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 25.359 billion Rezidentians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The very strong Rezidentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,500 trillion Betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 59,159 Betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 365,445 per year while the poor average 4,150, a ratio of 88.1 to 1.

National chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure', citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down, and blessed are the meek for they have been beaten into submission. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rezident's national animal is the Deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rezident is ranked 239,629^th in the world and 1^st in Apia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 207.05 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.