The Prosperous Desert Nation of Reyalda is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Yueinezzar Sa Reyalda with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.053 billion Reyaldanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Five Capitals. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reyaldani economy, worth 925 trillion nikrals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,125 nikrals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is plagued with uncertainty, nations that kill a Reyaldani can expect a strongly worded letter, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, and public caravans smell like litter boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reyalda's national animal is the elbiam wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Esa Areekh.

Reyalda is ranked 316,290^th in the world and 12^th in Astoria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.29 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.