The Popovtsy Tsardom of Revnitelia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sergei Serebryakov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.154 billion Revniteles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskva. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Revnitelic economy, worth a remarkable 2,963 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 225,280 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, cars are banned, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Revnitelia" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Revnitelia's national animal is the brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox-Old Rite.

Revnitelia is ranked 49,678^th in the world and 6^th in Slavia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,981.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.