Population | 15.987 billion |
Capital | Desert Bluffs |
Leader | Smiling God |
Faith | Strex Corp |
Currency | Schmeckle |
Animal | Duck |
The Strex Corp Subsidiary of Restorza is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Smiling God with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.987 billion Restorzans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desert Bluffs. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Restorzan economy, worth a remarkable 7,408 trillion Schmeckles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 463,422 Schmeckles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,335,332 per year while the poor average 4,236, a ratio of 1,023 to 1.
People think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", national robo-pastors have declared 42 to be the answer to all our woes, Restorza's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, and an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Restorza's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Strex Corp.
Restorza is ranked 968th in the world and 28th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 16,512.67 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Restorza, an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD.
- : Following new legislation in Restorza, Restorza's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.
- : Following new legislation in Restorza, national robo-pastors have declared 42 to be the answer to all our woes.
- : Following new legislation in Restorza, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
- : Following new legislation in Restorza, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Restorza, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
- : Following new legislation in Restorza, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true.
- : Following new legislation in Restorza, sociologists ponder how baby-napped ethnic minority 'runaways' could have gone so bad so soon.
- : Following new legislation in Restorza, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.
- : Following new legislation in Restorza, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.