The Matriarchy of Rest Well is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.792 billion Rest Wellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 11.4%.

The Rest Wellian economy, worth 191 trillion Apple Pies a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 50,369 Apple Pies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, baize on snooker tables has been stripped for "appearing too hedonistic", the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rest Well's national animal is the Kanade, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rest Well is ranked 92,104^th in the world and 259^th in Mizuki Akiyama for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,627.17 Standard Monetary Units.