The Community of Resource Distribution is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 107 million Irish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 5.2%.

The all-consuming Irish economy, worth 9.76 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 91,244 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Irish citizenship in droves, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Resource Distribution's national animal is the Hare.

Resource Distribution is ranked 75,950^th in the world and 10^th in Economic Development Zone for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.