The Casino-State and Buffet of Resortsworld is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Carlos Castro with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.147 billion Resortsworlders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Boardwalk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Resortsworlder economy, worth 266 trillion Chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 124,059 Chips, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 371,069 per year while the poor average 32,437, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, the love has gone in Resortsworld, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, and thorough preparation of street foods defeats the purpose of really fast food. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Resortsworld's national animal is the Liger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is state hedonism.

Resortsworld is ranked 41,097^th in the world and 3^rd in Shadowport for Highest Average Incomes, with 124,059.72 Standard Monetary Units.