The Republic of Republic of Parnumaa is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.15 billion Republic of Parnumaans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.9%.
The all-consuming Republic of Parnumaan economy, worth 118 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 103,316 Ducats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,463 per year while the poor average 29,184, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.
The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the Republic of Parnumaa Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Parnumaa's national animal is the Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Republic of Parnumaa is ranked 172,006th in the world and 247th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 490.57 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Republic of Parnumaa, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
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Republic of Parnumaa, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares.
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Republic of Parnumaa, the Republic of Parnumaa Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
- : Following new legislation in
Republic of Parnumaa, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
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Republic of Parnumaa, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
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Republic of Parnumaa, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
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Republic of Parnumaa, welfare recipients frequently parlay checks into homelessness.
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Republic of Parnumaa, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
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Republic of Parnumaa, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
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Republic of Parnumaa, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.










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