The Republic of Republic of Khatlon is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and soft-spoken computers. The devout population of 970 million Republic of Khatlonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 35.4%.

The powerhouse Republic of Khatlonian economy, worth 73.9 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,143 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Khatlon's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Khatlon is ranked 250,010^th in the world and 294^th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Populations, with 970 million capita.