The Republic of Republic of Buskerud is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.166 billion Republic of Buskerudians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Buskerudian economy, worth 140 trillion Ducats a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,914 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Buskerud's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Buskerud is ranked 47,427^th in the world and 213^th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,155.51 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.