The Republic of Republic of Batken is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, devout population of 986 million Republic of Batkenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Batkenian economy, worth 104 trillion Ducats a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,868 Ducats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 336,199 per year while the poor average 25,399, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and Republic of Batkenians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Batken's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Batken is ranked 124,500^th in the world and 563^rd in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,162.69 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.