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We Will Endure Chairman Vasily Gerasimov
Nudest: 2,193rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,498thHighest Crime Rates: 4,612th
The Memorial of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Vassal
Chairman of the Regional Logistics Bureau
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Remember Bucha

Population3.217 billion

CapitalBucha
LeaderChairman Vasily Gerasimov
FaithChurch of the Spaghetti Monster

Currencyruble
Animalbear

The Memorial of Remember Bucha is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Vasily Gerasimov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.217 billion Buchans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucha. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Remember Buchan economy, worth 328 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,179 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chairman Vasily Gerasimov is considering changing the Remember Buchan flag to one with more glitter, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Remember Bucha's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of the Spaghetti Monster.

Remember Bucha is ranked 261,616th in the world and 22nd in Shadowport for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Nudest: 2,193rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,498thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 4,612thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,812thMost Avoided: 5,006thMost Secular: 5,035thFattest Citizens: 6,089thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,395thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,908thTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16,202ndLargest Retail Industry: 17,191stHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,656thLargest Mining Sector: 25,071stMost Armed: 27,362ndHighest Poor Incomes: 29,000thLargest Black Market: 29,547thMost Corrupt Governments: 30,717th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Remember Bucha's influence in Shadowport fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Remember Bucha's influence in Shadowport rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Remember Bucha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Largest Black Market.
  • : Remember Bucha's influence in Shadowport rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Remember Bucha, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Remember Bucha, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Remember Bucha, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
  • : Following new legislation in Remember Bucha, Chairman Vasily Gerasimov is considering changing the Remember Buchan flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Following new legislation in Remember Bucha, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Remember Bucha was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".

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