Population | 3.479 billion |
Currency | holy coin |
Animal | demon |
The Demonic Maid of Rem is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.479 billion Remians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.6%.
The Remian economy, worth 187 trillion holy coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,848 holy coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rem's national animal is the demon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Rem is ranked 81,344th in the world and 183rd in Remembrance for Most Stationary, with 595.3399314822 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rem, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Rem, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Rem, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
- : Following new legislation in Rem, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Following new legislation in Rem, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Rem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Rem, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets.
- : Following new legislation in Rem, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
- : Following new legislation in Rem, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
- : Following new legislation in Rem, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.