The Principality of Regrbl is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Varnava Petrov with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, lack of airports, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.139 billion Regrblis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pumpkin Patch Town. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Regrblian economy, worth 518 trillion Pumpkins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,437 Pumpkins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, the term "Native Regrbli" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regrbl's national animal is the GMO Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Regrbl is ranked 57,964^th in the world and 2^nd in Yecyma for Highest Food Quality, scoring 31.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.