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Most Valuable International Artwork: 107thHighest Drug Use: 146thHighest Crime Rates: 235th
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Refiria

Population9.523 billion

CapitalRefiria City
Leaderthe Refirian Parliament
FaithSafberdism

Currencyrefiri
Animalred panda

The Qekitor of Refiria is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by the Refirian Parliament with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.523 billion Refirians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Refiria City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Refirian economy, worth a remarkable 2,085 trillion refiris a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 218,979 refiris, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,001,006 per year while the poor average 2,618, a ratio of 764 to 1.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, big game hunters travel to Refiria to try their hand at shark-shooting, cities are engulfed by smog, and people forget to eat because they are too busy singing the Refirian Parliament's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Refiria's national animal is the red panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Safberdism.

Refiria is ranked 58,763rd in the world and 2nd in Three Guys for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,883.54 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 107thHighest Drug Use: 146thHighest Crime Rates: 235thLargest Gambling Industry: 279thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 301stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 329thMost Armed: 349thMost Avoided: 367thFattest Citizens: 378thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 428thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 539thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 668thLargest Retail Industry: 720thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 723rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 883rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 960thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,120thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,360thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,942ndRudest Citizens: 2,146thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,768thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,200thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,722ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,070thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,524thHighest Average Incomes: 8,989thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,644thHighest Economic Output: 15,462ndMost Secular: 15,681stTop
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Most Pro-Market: 26,153rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30,363rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Refiria, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing the Refirian Parliament's praises.
  • : Following new legislation in Refiria, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Refiria, big game hunters travel to Refiria to try their hand at shark-shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Refiria, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Refiria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Refiria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Refiria, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Refiria, chemically brainwashed citizens praise the Refirian Parliament's name on an hourly basis.
  • : Refiria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Refiria lodged a message on the Three Guys Regional Message Board.

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