The Republic of Really slow update is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 6.317 billion Really slow updateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The Really slow updatean economy, worth 300 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,512 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Really slow update's national animal is the Kitsune.

Really slow update is ranked 124,917^th in the world and 4^th in the lightless flame for Largest Black Market, with 1.65 trillion Standard Monetary Units.