The Kingdom of Realchoice is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Robert with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, fear of technology, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.44 billion Realchoiceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Realchoicean economy, worth 131 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Cheese Exports. Average income is 53,718 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, priests are being drafted by the church load, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and clerics remind orphans of their parents' wickedness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Realchoice's national animal is the Black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Realchoice is ranked 12,220^th in the world and 1^st in The Down Under for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 60.52 on the Kitten Softness Rating.