The Second Cola Switcher of RC Cola Drinker is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.178 billion RC Cola Drinkerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The strong RC Cola Drinkerian economy, worth 558 trillion rc colas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is 60,901 rc colas, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RC Cola Drinker's national animal is the rc cola.

RC Cola Drinker is ranked 128,429^th in the world and 641^st in Brest Oblast for Highest Average Incomes, with 60,901.13 Standard Monetary Units.