NATION

PASSWORD

✟☦︎𝕲𝖔𝖉 𝕾𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕿𝖘𝖆𝖗!✟☦︎ Tsar Rats IV
Most Primitive: 8,393rdFattest Citizens: 9,227thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,809th
The Tsardom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Duckspeaker
National guard
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Rats

Population3.514 billion

CapitalHoly city of Rats
LeaderTsar Rats IV
FaithOrthodox

Currencyrats
Animalrat

The Tsardom of Rats is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tsar Rats IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.514 billion Ratsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy city of Rats. The average income tax rate is 59.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ratsian economy, worth 437 trillion rats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,551 rats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, the police double as repo men, anybody who is high on pot can't sit on a city council (Rats has found 3 easter eggs), and the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rats's national animal is the rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Rats is ranked 216,109th in the world and 29th in The Grand Patriot Empire of Algerheaven for Most Stationary, with 32.2262640974 days.

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Most Primitive: 8,393rdFattest Citizens: 9,227thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,809thMost Devout: 12,434thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,508thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,153rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,420thMost Avoided: 13,722ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 18,604thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,445thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,341stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,561stMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,982ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,348thMost Patriotic: 23,535thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,588thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,077th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rats, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies.
  • : Rats lodged a message on the The Grand Patriot Empire of Algerheaven Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Rats, anybody who is high on pot can't sit on a city council (Rats has found 3 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Rats, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Rats, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring.
  • : Following new legislation in Rats, Ratsians believe manners maketh the leader.
  • : Rats was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Rats, the youth vote is only counted when kindergarten teachers ask who drew the best picture.
  • : Following new legislation in Rats, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Rats, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.

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