The Mighty Union of Rasutafia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Sarskia with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.242 billion Rasutafians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tatsuna. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rasutafian economy, worth a remarkable 6,879 trillion Doosableas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 377,140 Doosableas, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Billions are being spent towards constructing the "Great Barrier Reef of Rasutafia", weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rasutafia's national animal is the Zebra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Talranity.

Rasutafia is ranked 325,956^th in the world and 83^rd in Lone Wolves United for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.05 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.