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Control is a must
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 197thMost Subsidized Industry: 775thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,100th
The Mighty Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Rasutafia

Population9.353 billion

CapitalTatsuna
LeaderSarskia
FaithTalranity

CurrencyDoosablea
AnimalZebra

The Mighty Union of Rasutafia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sarskia with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.353 billion Rasutafians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tatsuna. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rasutafian economy, worth a remarkable 2,473 trillion Doosableas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,443 Doosableas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Rasutafian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, it's best to decline if Sarskia offers to buy a round of drinks, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rasutafia's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Talranity.

Rasutafia is ranked 33,145th in the world and 27th in Lone Wolves United for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 171.61 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 197thMost Subsidized Industry: 775thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,100thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,335thLargest Black Market: 1,394thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,805thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,998thMost Patriotic: 2,535thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,546thLowest Crime Rates: 2,598thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,616thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,008thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,144thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,319thHighest Average Incomes: 3,392ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,889thMost Efficient Economies: 3,996thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,274thFattest Citizens: 4,551stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,463rdMost Authoritarian: 6,946thHighest Economic Output: 7,498thNudest: 7,517thLargest Mining Sector: 8,070thMost Secular: 9,399thMost Conservative: 9,723rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,463rdMost Developed: 10,588thMost Influential: 12,011thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,207thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,822ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,016thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 17,404thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,750thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,278th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Extreme: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rasutafia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Rasutafia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : Rasutafia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Following new legislation in Rasutafia, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Rasutafia, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles.
  • : Following new legislation in Rasutafia, it's best to decline if Sarskia offers to buy a round of drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Rasutafia, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Rasutafian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Rasutafia, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Rasutafia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Rasutafia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Rayo de Sol, Sisdonia, and Quiwali.

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