The Lunar Witch of Ranni Witch is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.551 billion Ranni Witchians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caria Manor. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ranni Witchian economy, worth 425 trillion runes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,502 runes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, and burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ranni Witch's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ranni Witch is ranked 238,090^th in the world and 2,883^rd in Remembrance for Highest Drug Use, scoring 64.43 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.