The Theocratic Dictatorship of Rampires is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme God Emperor of The Multiverse with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.324 billion Rampersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City 2314. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rampersian economy, worth 268 trillion Ramps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,922 Ramps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Helicopter parenting is on the rise, even secular Rampersians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, and lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rampires's national animal is the T-Rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Amphetamines.

Rampires is ranked 80,791^st in the world and 15^th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,872.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.