The Computerpowered Principality of Ramonsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Ramon with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 19.785 billion Ramonslandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slot Ramonsteen. The average income tax rate is 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ramonslandian economy, worth an astonishing 10,231 trillion Ramon's Faces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 517,141 Ramon's Faces, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Ramonslandian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives. Crime is totally unknown. Ramonsland's national animal is the ramonster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ramonsland is ranked 3,959^th in the world and 1^st in Calefacta Aquas Piscinae for Most Corrupt Governments, with 256.34 kickbacks per hour.