The Self Destructive Tendencies of Ramlethal is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Ramlethal Lupercal with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.049 billion Ramlethalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uhreik. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ramlethalian economy, worth 763 trillion marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,244 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

All Ramlethalians love the taste of self-sufficiency, successful musicians tend to be ardent supporters of Ramlethal Lupercal, Ramlethal Lupercal spends most weeknights picking up little nuisances from friends' houses, and foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of a Ramlethalian RPG. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ramlethal's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Wolf Cults.

Ramlethal is ranked 25,299^th in the world and 1^st in Abraxas for Highest Average Incomes, with 151,244.66 Standard Monetary Units.