The Self Destructive Tendencies of Ramlethal is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Ramlethal Lupercal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.172 billion Ramlethalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uhreik. The average income tax rate is 79.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ramlethalian economy, worth 805 trillion marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 155,772 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Windows in Uhreik don't have much of a view, structures are raised on promises, the natural world is burning as the government adds hot sauce, and clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ramlethal's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Wolf Cults.

Ramlethal is ranked 99,910^th in the world and 4^th in Abraxas for Highest Drug Use, scoring 177.96 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.