The Armed Republic of Rainbow Sparkle Land is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jorus Alliate with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.103 billion Resources are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Corsuna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.4%.

The powerhouse Rainbow Sparklian economy, worth 106 trillion Sparkle Coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,602 Sparkle Coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

The urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, school uniforms are compulsory, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', and virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rainbow Sparkle Land's national animal is the Rainbow-feathered Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Capitalist Mavailianism.

Rainbow Sparkle Land is ranked 69,450^th in the world and 4^th in Terra Pacis for Most Developed, scoring 70.86 on the Human Development Index.