The Free Land of Radioactive Taduwe is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.804 billion Radioactive Taduweans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The very strong Radioactive Taduwean economy, worth 435 trillion Violetist dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 36,885 Violetist dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 149,555 per year while the poor average 6,055, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and the official Radioactive Taduwean Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is a problem. Radioactive Taduwe's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Radioactive Taduwe is ranked 274,094^th in the world and 17^th in ATOMIC for Highest Average Incomes, with 36,885.91 Standard Monetary Units.