The Republic of Radiant Armed Forces Five is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.905 billion Radiant Armed Forces Fiveans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Social Policy also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zarpathian Mountains Bunker Complex. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Radiant Armed Forces Fivean economy, worth 568 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,785 Dáxlamic Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Radiant Armed Forces Fiveans, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, and election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radiant Armed Forces Five's national animal is the Bay Mongoose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Radiant Armed Forces Five is ranked 64,780^th in the world and 1^st in Dislanseburg for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,717.03 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.