The Empire of Rabitopia is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 489 million Rabitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rabitopia City. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Rabitopian economy, worth 27.3 trillion feltis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 55,878 feltis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

In-cite-ment never happens at tea parties, museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and contestants on Rabitopia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rabitopia's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rabitopia is ranked 146,388^th in the world and 1,176^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 55,878.2 Standard Monetary Units.