The Free Land of R James Woolsey Jr is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.868 billion R James Woolsey Jrians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong R James Woolsey Jrian economy, worth 894 trillion Platinums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,373 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 172,208 per year while the poor average 14,303, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. R James Woolsey Jr's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

R James Woolsey Jr is ranked 172,042^nd in the world and 571^st in Memeland United for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.