The Loyalty of R2-D2 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Luke Skywalker with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.441 billion R2-D2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R2-D2 City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient R2-D2ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,932 trillion Cubes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 154,582 Cubes, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. R2-D2's national animal is the lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Technology.

R2-D2 is ranked 20,794^th in the world and 374^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.09 law-abiding acts per hour.