The State of Queen Elizabeth Lands is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.489 billion Queen Elizabeth Landsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The strong Queen Elizabeth Landsian economy, worth 841 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 54,318 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime is well under control. Queen Elizabeth Lands's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Queen Elizabeth Lands is ranked 107,609^th in the world and 1^st in Saint Helier for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,841.2 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.