The State of Quarter-Master is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 33.965 billion Quarter-Masterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Industry and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.

The strong Quarter-Masterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,840 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, all tariffs have been abolished, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and Quarter-Master has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Quarter-Master's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quarter-Master is ranked 202,725^th in the world and 8^th in Uganda for Most Primitive, scoring -83.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.