The Liubo Mountain Clan Leader of Qilou is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.366 billion Qilouans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Qilouan economy, worth 412 trillion francs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,014 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Many in Qilou are born in the purple, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Qilouans, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Qilou's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qilou's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Qilou is ranked 186,230^th in the world and 2,273^rd in Remembrance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 41.55 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.