The State of Pyz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 29.636 billion Pyzians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Administration and Education are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The thriving Pyzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 53,136 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pyz's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pyz is ranked 263,256^th in the world and 7^th in Monaco for Lowest Crime Rates, with 43.43 law-abiding acts per hour.