The Principality of Purple Rain 7 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prince with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.888 billion Purple Rain 7ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Paul. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Purple Rain 7ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,503 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 255,342 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around St Paul, and hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Rain 7's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Love Symbol.

Purple Rain 7 is ranked 190,059^th in the world and 202^nd in NationStates for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.