The Principality of Purple Rain 29 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prince with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.874 billion Purple Rain 29ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Paul. The average income tax rate is 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Purple Rain 29ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,462 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 248,928 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The election for Prince's office's janitor is heating up, industry leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Purple Rain 29ian emissions at all, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, and politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Rain 29's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Love Symbol.

Purple Rain 29 is ranked 282,198^th in the world and 530^th in NationStates for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.03 pounds of wildlife per square mile.