The Queen's State of Puppet Storage is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.562 billion Puppet Storageans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Puppet Storagean economy, worth 665 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 32,382 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,161 per year while the poor average 1,739, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Puppet Storage's national animal is the deer.

Puppet Storage is ranked 63,354^th in the world and 4^th in Union of Great Britain for Highest Food Quality, scoring 30.01 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.